Sandalwood incense,
a steaming pot of chai tea,
Bugs Bunny cartoons.
(Originally rejected by editors of many lovely magazines.)
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Finally I see.
My hound dog is walking me —
and hefting my shit.
(Originally published by the lovely editors at Paper Darts.)
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More of my short, funny poems — including many not in DUCK! — can be found over at Yankee Pot Roast. Several longer humor pieces of mine are archived there, too.